Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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