I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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