Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
