what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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