so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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