why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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