yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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