Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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