I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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