Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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