Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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