come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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