I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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