So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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