i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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