There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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