Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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