Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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