Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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