new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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