they need to just BURY HIM!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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