JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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