I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I am never drinking with the goths again.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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