i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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