My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
