My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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