Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
