Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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