He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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