i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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