i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
why do cheetos always look like penises
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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