I didn't shave. On purpose
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
