im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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