I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
