Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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