..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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