We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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