the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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