Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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