dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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