did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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