Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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