HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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