my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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