first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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