I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
