Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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