i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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