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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs

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(607): View more from New York

do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand

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(509): View more from Washington

Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?

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(661): View more from California

ive cried into many a lonely burritos..

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(515): View more from Iowa

In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!

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