Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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